Financial "Crisis" in Greece

This is just funny.

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I was Khuni before Khuni was Cool.

According to one of the Paranoid Children that is.

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The practicality of women.

A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed.

They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware Store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem - how to carry his entire purchases home.

While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?" The farmer said, "Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to that house. I would walk you there but I can't carry this lot."

The old lady suggested, "Why don't you put the can of paint in the bucket. Carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?"

"Why thank you very much," he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home.
On the way he says "Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time."

The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, "I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me.. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and have your way with me?"

The farmer said, "Holy smokes lady! I'm carrying a bucket, a gallon of paint, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?"

The old lady replied, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the paint on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens."

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Polar Bears Teach You How To Treat Spy-Cams/Big Brother

Happy New Years folks and pay close attention to the lesson taught by Polar Bears.



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The Itchy Kitty Badge Award Winner is- Officer Scherise Hobbs!

Found via David Codrea's blog here.

And to think, no one wants an itchy kitty!



But, someone obviously did and his name is, "...(Sgt. Eric) Torgerson", who, "arranged for meetings under the Morrison Bridge and at NE 42nd and Sandy."

Sgt. Torgerson must have been trying to tame a bad kitty- which is obviously easier to do than actually fight crime...

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Crapsalot Industries™ Develops New Trent Lott and Lindsey Graham Toilet Paper

Dallas, TX—Fresh off the historic conservative whipping of Democrats, Crapsalot Industries™, has developed new brands of toilet paper. These two brands of toilet paper are marketed specifically to conservatives, insuring that they will enjoy these products as weak-kneed RINOs have emphatically been rejected.

The new brands—Trent Lott and Lindsey Graham—will be sold in stores everywhere. In the past, only Democrats have been able to wipe their ass with Trent Lott and Lindsey Graham, but now, thanks to Crapsalot Industries™, you can too!

President of Marketing Mark Zealous indicates that this toilet paper was a huge success during its test phase. "This brand just took off," stated Zealous. "It was so successful that we’ve already sent cases to Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity and Mark Levin, and now they’re wiping their ass with Trent Lott and Lindsey Graham on a daily basis. You’ll enjoy doing it as much as they do."

I can think of at least three more faces they should add- that lying Lap Weasel Hannity's being first.

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Call me SENATOR! I worked so hard!

Was Recoil Misspelled?

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Chainsaw Maid

That maid must be a DOOM player.

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On Farrah Fawcett and the Michael Jackson.

Farrah Fawcett arrived at the Pearly gates and Saint Peter said "You've lived a good life, if you had one wish what would that be?" She thought for a moment and answered "I'd like all the little children in the world to be safe." Thirty seconds later Michael Jackson's heart stopped.

Fuck the Earth Day!

A big thank you to Hammer!

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Gun Free Zones

You criminals pay attention!

A thank you to CSMK.

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"...Canned Food & Shotguns."

A friend just sent this too me, and yup, that Gremlin knew- just like we do.

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Not mine, but sure wish I had thought of it.

Not sure if Frank Ney is the author, but it shows as his tag line in a forwarded E-mail, and this is too damn good a line not to share:

"Government is non-consensual BDSM with the Second Amendment as the only safe-word."

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Ladies, time to stop drinking coffee.

Coffee can make women's breasts smaller: Swedish study

Published: 16 Oct 08 18:45 CET

Women who drink a lot of coffee may see their breasts become more petite, according to the results of a new Swedish study.

Around half of all women possess a gene shown to link breast size to coffee intake.

"Drinking coffee can have a major effect on breast size," said Helena Jernström, a lecturer in experimental oncology at Lund University.

But while a regular brew appears to have a somewhat deflationary aspect, there is also one very positive effect in that coffee reduces the risk of breast cancer.

Get out your favorite teabags ladies...

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"They're still captured."

Yup, I'm a grinnin'...

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This is why you don't show off!

Said the title of my friend's E-mail I just received.



I would agree.

As usual, right lick the title and save as...

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Cool Snickers Gun

It seems that Tom's viewpoint isn't happening like he believes, except by those who get their panties in a bunch.



Me, I'm just thinking cool- a Snickers gun!

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