Billboard Causes Panic: Los Angeles Population Plummets 14% in Three Days

Billboard Causes Panic: Los Angeles Population Plummets 14% in Three Days

by Mac Johnson
Posted May 12, 2005

Los Angeles -- A controversial billboard campaign in Los Angeles continued to make headlines this week as anger rapidly turned to confusion and hysteria.

The billboard, advertising a Spanish Language television station, originally made news by enraging many Americans with its aggressive Mexican Nationalist message --declaring that Los Angeles was no longer part of the United States, but was instead a Mexican city once again.

Below the banner message in which "Los Angeles, CA" had been crossed out and changed in blaring red type to read "Los Angeles, MEXICO," the billboard pronounced in Spanish "Your City. Your Team."

Now Gringo anger is the least of the problems caused by the Billboard, as the apparently quite believable reconquista it announces sends shockwaves through the city's residents, Anglo and Latino alike. In a scene reminiscent of war-torn Europe 60 years ago, the roads leading north out of Los Angeles are choked with thousands of Mexican refugees stoically carrying their meager possessions with them.

Further:

Anti-American liberal whites in Los Angeles briefly poured into the streets to celebrate L.A.'s "liberation" from United States "hegemony", but they were quickly dispersed with massive force from the Federale LAPD. Commented one smiling officer as he repeatedly swung his baton onto a crying trustafarian, "Where's your First Amendment NOW, pinko?" The officer then asked us to pay a $100 cash fee for a "reporting license." "After this, I'm gonna start me a drug gang!" he told a grinning friend standing nearby, on the thin neck of a "Peace Activist".

Fortunately, I was not drinking anything when I first read this...

--WP