30 April, 2005

Camerone!

APRIL 30, 1863

"The sixty men of the Danjou Captain held until the end their oath; during eleven hours, they resisted to two thousand enemies, three hundreds killed some and wounded as much."
The French have not always been cheese eating surrender monkeys...

--WP

29 April, 2005

Braaaiinnsss

BBC News World Edition
Cambodian Troops Quarantine Quan'sul

The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rate and kills victims in fewer than 2 days.

After death, this parasite is able to restart the heart of its victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believed to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during ?resurrection.?
I found this on a break from the bathroom...

--WP

25 April, 2005

Never heard of this kid before this morning.

It seems that this is kid, Gary Broslma, has already made the rounds on the web, but until this morning, I had never heard of him or the BS NYT article.

I friend sent an E-mail with this link, and I grabbed it from there, as he is correct.

You can grab the SWF Flash file from here (Right-Click, Save-As and is 2.9MB in size), open it with Internet Explorer, or some other browser where flash is installed if you do not have the stand-alone Flash player- and I dare you not to laugh.

It is not the Viking Kittens, but still a damn fine belly laugh...

--WP

22 April, 2005

San Antonio Crap Shoot

Officer on Toilet Accidentally Fires Gun
Thu Apr 21, 3:57 PM ET

SAN ANTONIO - This is one story they'll be telling around the San Antonio Police Department for a long time. An off-duty officer was at a San Antonio auto auction house yesterday when nature called, a police spokesman said.

Officer Craig Clancy strolled to the appropriate facility and was lowering his trousers when his pistol fell from his waistband. When Clancy fumbled for the falling firearm, it went off, twice.

One of the bullets nicked a bit of floor tile into the leg of a man who was washing his hands nearby. That man was taken to a nearby hospital for treatment.

Police internal affairs is investigating.
I found this one, again from the High Road, and the title was stolen from All-Around-Shooters post in the thread- I could not argue with perfection.

So just remember, only th epolice and military should have guns...

--WP

Congress should not support SBA 'microloan' program

Congress should not support SBA 'microloan' program

"Don't people realize what they are doing when they accept unconstitutional grants, loans and money from the federal government? Since there is no money in the people's treasury, every penny unconstitutionally appropriated is added to the national debt through borrowing by Congress. That $35,000 SBA microloan has to be borrowed from the privately owned "Federal" Reserve Banking System."
Yes, and it is the major reason I never applied for one- in college or business.

Devy Kidd continues with this example:
Congressional Record, House, Sept. 29, 1941, page 7582, comments by Congressman Wright Patman regarding what he called "an idiotic system" (the Federal Reserve):

Now take the Panama Canal bonds. They amounted to a little less than $50 million ? $49.5 million. By the time they are paid, the government will have paid $75 million in interest on bonds of less than $50 million. So, the government is paying out $135 million to obtain the use of $50 million.
Everyone has to make their own decisions about what they will and will not do, but when the time comes, and people are asked, the following response, "I did not know." will not be acceptable.

--WP

The ferals always have been a paranoid bunch

April 21, 2005, 3:48PM

SAN JACINTO DAY
Mexican army's poorer weapons may have cost it Texas

By ALLAN TURNER
Copyright 2005 Houston Chronicle

The heroism of Gen. Sam Houston's soldiers at San Jacinto is the stuff of legend. And heroism certainly abounded when the Texas Army, after miles of wearying retreat, rallied 169 years ago today to decimate the overwhelmingly superior army of Antonio Lopez de Santa Anna, the so-called Napoleon of the West.

Historians traditionally attribute Houston's victory, which secured Texas' independence after an 18-minute battle, to timing, geography and luck. Trapped between attacking Texans and a treacherous marsh, Mexican troops ? rudely awakened from their afternoon siesta by a withering rebel fusillade ? had nowhere to go but their deaths.

Now, though, an East Texas high school history teacher, president of a group dedicated to putting copies of important state and national documents in the hands of state schoolchildren, is emphasizing an aspect of the battle that sometimes gets overlooked: technology.

Santa Anna's rout, says James Mitchell of Jasper, was, as much as anything, attributable to simply being outgunned.

Hundreds in Santa Anna's army carried surplus British East India pattern, smoothbore Brown Bess muskets. Although they fired a hefty three-quarter-inch ball, the guns were no match against the more accurate Kentucky rifles carried by many of Houston's troops.
This is why the government does not want you to have full-auto...

--WP

21 April, 2005

In no particular order

Controversial Terror Database Closing Down - Bullshit!

The Deep Hot Biosphere - Considering reading it.

Don't Say He Didn't Warn You - I remember when he left, my boss said she feared Greenspan.

Friends of Meigs Field - Go see what Daley had done in the dead of night.

Gray's Anatomy of the Human Body - Mrs. Paranoid wanted a link for the eldest daughter.

If you want a print edition of it - Self Explanatory

Langa Letter: The Pros And Cons Of Firefox - It's Langa.

'Mad Max' Fan Convoy Ends in Arrests - I love Texas!

Microsoft Malicious Software Removal Tool - Some tools work right- others do not.

Privacy from the trenches - Another excellent article from Security Focus.

Dial 911 and Die! - Some folks need to be reminded- dial 1-911.

Mexican Foreign Secretary Visits Valley - Fuck you Derbez!

Constitution non-existent? Interesting - For your paranoid perusal.

Remember, the links took time to gather, and thanks to all who sent them in.

I hope you make use of them...

--WP

Hmm, it seems as if his name was Ceaser afterall.

We first read of St. James Davis and Moe last month, and I posted about it.

Today, we find out that:
"Authorities say the operator, Virginia Brauer, was not to blame because the animals apparently escaped on their own. Kern County officials say one of the chimps apparently figured out how to reach through a tight space between a chain link fence and a wall, pull out a steel pin and slide a door open."
Yes, I think his name was Ceaser- and it is a good thing St. James son shot that "damn dirty ape"...

--WP

19 April, 2005

April 19th

This day in American History has had many occasions to recall:
  • In 1933 - The traitor FDR announced he was further working towards destroying the economy by announcing the US will leave the Gold Standard.
  • In 1861 - Riots occurred in Baltimore, Maryland and the illegal union blockade of the Confederate states starts.
  • In 1995 - The Alfred P. Murray Feral Building, in Oklahoma City is nearly destroyed. (That took extra feral demolition teams to finish the job.)
  • In 1939 - After 148 years, Connecticut approves the Bill of Rights.
  • In 1989 - USS Iowa's gun turret explodes killing 47 crewmen.
  • In 1943 - Though, not US history, the Warsaw Ghetto uprising happens and the starving Jews kick some Nazi ass.
  • In 1993 - The might of the united States government sweeps in with the winds and ends their 51-day siege upon a Church, founded and run by it's citizens in Waco, Texas. Seventy-four (74) men, women and children died from gas, gunshot, and fire by feral agents acting in the name of "We the People." These feral agents received NO punishment for the crimes, as "We the People", though filled with righteous indignation, did nothing, even unto this day.
  • In 1775 - Feral agents of the government came to take our arms away and the "Shot heard round the World" was answered by many great men. One in particular needs mentioning, as I am sure if he had been alive in 1993, he would have done the same thing.
His name was Sam Whittemore and:
"There, before the eyes of his astonished family, Sam methodically loaded his musket and both of his famed dueling pistols, put his powder and ball inside his worn and well-traveled military knapsack, strapped his French saber around his waist, squared his grizzled jaw and, as he strode briskly out the door, simply informed his worried family that he was "going to fight the British regulars" and told them to remain safely indoors until he returned.

Whittemore walked to a secluded position behind a stone wall on Mystic Street, near the corner of what is now Chestnut Street in Arlington, and calmly settled in. Some of the Minutemen pleaded with Whittemore to join them in their safer positions, but he ignored their admonitions. Soon the 47th Regiment of Foot, followed by the main body of British troops, appeared in view. On both sides of Whittemore, Minutemen were shooting at the approaching Redcoats and then sprinting away to where they could reload in safety.

Waiting until the regiment was almost upon him, Whittemore stood up, aimed his musket carefully and fired, killing a British soldier. He then fired both dueling pistols, hitting both of his targets, killing one man outright and mortally wounding another. Not having time to reload his cumbersome weapons, he grabbed his French saber and flailed away at the cursing, enraged Redcoats who now surrounded him. Some of those infuriated soldiers were probably less than one quarter of Sam's 80 years; few, if any, were even half his age.

One Englishman fired his Brown Bess almost point-blank into Whittemore's face, the heavy bullet tearing half his cheek away and knocking him flat on his back. Undaunted, Whittemore attempted to rise and continue the fight, but received no less than 13 bayonet wounds from the vengeful Redcoats. They also mercilessly clubbed his bleeding head and drove their musket butts into his body as they ran by.

When the last Britisher had left the scene and was far enough away for them to come out in safety, the villagers who had seen Whittemore's last stand walked slowly toward the body. To their astonishment, he was still alive and conscious--and still full of fight! Ignoring his wounds, he was feebly trying to load his musket for a parting shot at the retreating regiment.

A door was used as a makeshift stretcher and Whittemore was carried to the nearby Cooper Tavern. Doctor Nathaniel Tufts of Medford stripped away Sam's torn, bloody clothing and was aghast at his many gaping bayonet wounds, the other numerous bruises and lacerations, and his horrible facial injury. According to every medical text Tufts had ever studied and all of his years of experience treating injured people, the old man should have bled to death from internal injuries."
That old glorious bastard did not die though, he lived another eighteen (18) years and when asked if he ever regretted his actions, Sam replied:
"No! I would take the same chance again!"
I wonder how many Sam Whittemore's there are today, because there were none left in the united States in 1993...

--WP

18 April, 2005

I really have to quesiton the timing

Secret FBI Report Highlights Domestic Terror
Experts Warn of Future Timothy McVeighs

NEW YORK, April 18, 2005 -- A secret FBI report, obtained by ABC News, identifies 22 domestic terror organizations as the current subjects of 338 active FBI field investigations.

The Aryan Nations, and other white supremacist groups, are cited in the report for hate crimes, fire bombings, threats via mail, as well as robberies and murders. The National Alliance, one of the largest neo-Nazi organizations in the world, is subject to 51 FBI investigations alone, according to the report.
Anyone else realize what tomorrow is?

--WP