Found my ass!

Mr. Sharkey said that a $35,000.00 reward was offered by some Texas businessmen right before they "lost" it:

Alamo Flag Found on Display in Mexico

By Associated Press
March 6, 2005, 10:54 PM EST

DALLAS -- The only flag known to have survived the Battle of the Alamo has been found on display at a museum in Mexico, more than a decade after Mexican officials said they had lost it, a newspaper reported Sunday.

And,

"Fox spokesman Agustin Gutierrez Canet said, 'If the United States has some Mexican flags, perhaps there could be an exchange. But that's a hypothetical idea.'"

How about a nice white flag with a yellow streak and a big pile of shit right in the middle, but then again, No-Neck's suggestion that we just hurl the shit from a catapault across the river does have it's merits.

Hey Fox and Canet, ever heard or read this:

"High up, Santa Ana, we're killin' your soldiers below
So the rest of Texas will know
And remember the Alamo."

"Remember the Alamo"
by Jane Bowers

--WP